Saturday, September 3, 2016

Trade at Ransom

Global trade is a fact most ancient and versatile civilizations had successfully practiced. Globalization, however, is a recent discovery, a bitter pill. Corporations bit it, drank lots of water in a hope to gulp it down without a hiccup. Alas, they discovered, the freaking pill inflates in water! So, they went to see a doctor, a certain Shri. Sam (don't know why they address that quack of a doctor as Uncle!). 

Gifted with amazing muscles and surrounded with gorgeous, grossly under-clad secretaries, Shri Sam said, " Here, fellas. Take this liquid. Remember to use it whenever there is even the slightest discomfort. Don't you worry the least, it's a formulation which has ingredients from all over the world, of course it's made by me. Now, you are all like my children, so I can let you in on a little secret...In the open market, it's called WTO, but I just call it "MY-WAY".

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